Thoughts of a surgery wimp

* The pain wasn't so bad but the boredom might kill me.
* I'm puzzled why the boot is called "one size fits all". After the first three patients to use one, it should have been clear that that ain't so.
* Is it the surgery or the laying about that is making me feel peckish?
* I am so so lucky to have Stew for my nurse!
* If this is all I can think of to write, maybe I shouldn't write.